May 2011
54 posts
Can I Be Honest?
This entire situation scares me, and the celebrations make me so uncomfortable. Alright, Tumblr? I just needed you to know.
“Donald Trump said he was running for president as a Republican; that’s...”
– Seth Meyers
April 2011
44 posts
“I don’t laugh. It’s too main stream. I’ve developed my own...”
– Student who was assigned to buy me lunch at Lewis and Clark
Shit Just Got Real
University of Oregon’s housing contract is due on Friday. That means on April 29th, 2011 I will know where I’m spending the next four years of my life. Portland and Eugene, I will be seeing you soon. I can’t wait ‘till I can call one of you “home”.
allfloatinginglass asked: the blogging of your senioritis has got to stop. i'm getting sad.
(just kidding. free speech and all. just thought your happiness should be momentarily plagued by a disgruntled junior. carry on, kid.)
(just kidding. free speech and all. just thought your happiness should be momentarily plagued by a disgruntled junior. carry on, kid.)
Hamilton Facts and Observation #126
Ducks kills Bears.
Hamilton Fact and Observation #50
August and **** are holding hands. Word on the street is that she “likes hands”; consensus opinion is that August should fuck her. Listen, I don’t make the news I just report it.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #92
I’ve spent 100% of my return to school, following the best spring break ever and my 18th birthday, on Tumblr. Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #72
People are “beginning to talk about” the relationship between August and Gregg Beytin. Weird. Meanwhile, Sam is wondering about what it would be like to find a “really great” squirrel. My personal opinion? It would be fucking awesome.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #51
Josh Wheelwright went to Coaaaaachelllllaaaaaaaaaa. Therefore, fuck Goldman Sachs.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #2:
Also, his desk rolling chair is just as comfortable as expected.
