April 2011
44 posts
“I don’t laugh. It’s too main stream. I’ve developed my own...”
– Student who was assigned to buy me lunch at Lewis and Clark
Shit Just Got Real
University of Oregon’s housing contract is due on Friday. That means on April 29th, 2011 I will know where I’m spending the next four years of my life. Portland and Eugene, I will be seeing you soon. I can’t wait ‘till I can call one of you “home”.
allfloatinginglass asked: the blogging of your senioritis has got to stop. i'm getting sad.
(just kidding. free speech and all. just thought your happiness should be momentarily plagued by a disgruntled junior. carry on, kid.)
(just kidding. free speech and all. just thought your happiness should be momentarily plagued by a disgruntled junior. carry on, kid.)
Hamilton Facts and Observation #126
Ducks kills Bears.
Hamilton Fact and Observation #50
August and **** are holding hands. Word on the street is that she “likes hands”; consensus opinion is that August should fuck her. Listen, I don’t make the news I just report it.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #92
I’ve spent 100% of my return to school, following the best spring break ever and my 18th birthday, on Tumblr. Raise your hand if you’re surprised.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #72
People are “beginning to talk about” the relationship between August and Gregg Beytin. Weird. Meanwhile, Sam is wondering about what it would be like to find a “really great” squirrel. My personal opinion? It would be fucking awesome.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #51
Josh Wheelwright went to Coaaaaachelllllaaaaaaaaaa. Therefore, fuck Goldman Sachs.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #2:
Also, his desk rolling chair is just as comfortable as expected.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #1
Ditching first period to sit in Mr. Beytin’s class and look at his fresh (and clean) haircut is the only way to spend senior year post spring break.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #36
Gonzo is still chill as fuck.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #3
Somehow, a gust of wind did not take my friend and comrade Gregg Beytin somewhere far away, and things like “current events” and “videos” still exist.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #13
Sitting in front of the library waiting for Ms. Fucking Bernier to show up is not even a fraction of a bit as cathartic as sitting on a subway travelling down the six line waiting to have have the Most Delicious Fucking Dinner.
Hamilton Facts and Observations #6
Kids with moustaches should not be taking and/or holding Algebra 1 textbooks. Ever.
There Are So Many Words
I have more words than I’ve ever had in my life. The memories are beautiful and they flow and they flow and they flow and they flow. As the pictures come and my ideas solidify, it is going to be such a privilege. At this very moment, though, I know where in my soul I need to go when I need to smile…and that’s an incredible feeling.
Jonathan Monk (Your Name Here)
In room number eleven a middle aged man is half asleep. The television is on without sound. In its fuzzy glare he glances art the more than half finished bottle of cheap scoth on the bedside table. He wears only odd socks. This trip to Los Angeles has provided nothing more than a series of mini disasters. Tomorrow morning he misses his flight home.
“Dr. Coad came in literally right when I was taking my pants off.”
– Casey Berkovitz
“I don’t know what it is, but Jennifer Preys is always dogging me or...”
– Larry Osakwe
“For awhile, I thought I wanted my ashes to orbit around Jupiter. But that’s the...”
– Barry Smolin
