October 2010
54 posts
This is so incredible. The Laramie’s are my...
Senior Quote?!
Senior Quotes are due Friday. Do I just include the link to my Tumblr? Is that wrong?
Note: It’s very possible that Senior Quotes are not actually due October 30th.
Not good, not good...
mylifeisbroish:
[I come home] to find that my sister and Bryan’s sister have made their friend Zach (who is totally going to grow up to be a bro) a heart-shaped nutella sandwich and gave him a “beer” (root beer). I think they’ve taken this joke entirely too far.
Question
Feel free to answer with a reply if you can.Is it wrong slash does it go against Tumblr etiquette to reblog something you’d already posted on Tumblr because you recently edited it and think that it’s, like, way funnier now? Let me know ASAP!
PS I’m referring to my current event ideas for Beytin. I included a more detailed opinion.
PPS I want to live in a world where we can...
Sitting in Beytin
We have decided that it would make for an incredible experience to take what was said in Beytin and just write it down. It would have to be written in the form of a screenplay to truly capture the magic. Besides the fact that I love the idea of updating my Tumblr during this class (much like I am doing right now, come to think of it!), I actually think that it would portray a beautiful narrative...
Fake Accent Monday
So tonight was obscenely slow at work, so the hostess decided to say literally everything in an absurdly terrible British accent. So the phone calls for Italy’s Little Kitchen tonight were all answered with “Ello, poppet? You’d like a pizza? Bloody brilliant!!!” This made the night about three times more entertaining. So thank you, Alexis.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Thom Yorke knows his stuff →
On November 7th, Thom Yorke is planning on releasing a song that consists of complete silent. I giggled a lot for the first few times that I thought about this, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized how powerful this actually is. Speaks volumes about the contemporary state of the music industry, really. Think about it. So much music is getting lost and going unnoticed amidst your...
Future Current Events
If all of you who are in my Gov class could join me in this, I’d really like to end the next few current event opinions with: “And, honestly, I think Karl Marx was absolutely right.”
Another Current Event Idea for Beytin →
Opinion: I think it’s unfortunate that she had to leave us so soon because she was fantastic in “Leave It To Beaver”. It’s always sad when someone dies. However, it’s usually more especially sad when someone dies when they are fantastic. And in this case, someone who is fantastic was also a celebrity so CNN was able to tell us when this person died and I thought that...
Current Event Idea for Beytin # 1 →
Opinion: I think it’s really great that we’re finally getting a solution for such an issue!! This is something the public has been ignoring for all too long, and it warms my heart to understand that such a dilemma is finally getting main stream attention from a reputable source like NPR over bullshit stories like those Chilean miners. NPR has perfect taste in news, and this follows...
Growing Up (Is Hard To Do)
I’m scheduled to work the night of Halloween. Does this make me an adult?! If so, I don’t like it. Responsibility? Da fuck?
“Wouldn’t it be, like, really weird if, instead of being President of the...”
– Things I thought While I Was Completely Sober
Your typical blog post from Bryan about condoms!
courtesy of Emma Laramie!!
mylifeisbroish:
Yes I am blogging about condoms. Why? Because who doesn’t love a condom that is eco-friendly, equivalent to the Tom’s Shoes of the condom world (for every condom bought, they will donate a condom to a country in need), and comes in a snazzy plaid wrapping? Now, all we need is for the actual condom to be plaid, and we’re all set!
Meg Whitman is the Devil
What worries me, though, is how openly she advertises this! Meg Whitman, you literally pay to tell relatively intelligent Californians how purely evil you are?!?! Tell me how this is a good idea. Her “Send Them Back!” campaign is actually absurd (especially given the circumstances with her illegal immigrant of a housekeeper), and her Jerry Brown bashing has gone to a new extreme....
Exit Through The Gift Shop →
The moral of the story: Banksy is God.
I love you, artizlyf@gmail.com
hispanictitanic:
a last minute submission for the welt:
Thank you artizlyf@gmail.com/Pat Rob/Miguel Ramirez!
The Welt!!@!11!1!@ →
This is my school’s literary magazine, produced entirely by my friends and classmates. I really, really love this last issue and I’m impressed and proud of what we were able to do. We’ll update this as the year goes along.
“We took the Bible and prayer out of public schools. Now we’re having...”
– http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/27/christine-odonnell-craziest-quotes_n_718328.html#s145720
Christine O’Donell, ladies and gentlemen.
